So I’m doing a test post for my Technorati Profile

I really do exist – no, really. It’s just that a certain ickle ironclad is eating me alive at the moment. And I’m having to maintain a blog as part of my job…..

Can’t remember if I mentioned it here – but you can check it out (such as it is… ) here.

And in other news….the nor’easter rages even as the christening of CVN-77 approaches…and an outdoor wedding, too.

Yikes!

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I met a traveler from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read,
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed,
And on the pedestal these words appear:
“My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
Look upon my works, ye Mighty, and despair!”
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

– Percy Bysshe Shelley

may we prevail.

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So I have to ask – have you toyed with Last.fm?

Because it sure is toying with me. How does it know me so well? Right now it is sweeping me up in an Abba song from the classic album “The Album.” How did it know? I have no Abba on my iTunes. I have no Abba on my iPod.

And yet, it knows.

It has delved into my childhood and found the album that – for reasons still unknown to me – that my father and I both liked and would happily listen to together.

Now – what you have to understand about my father – is that he would listen to just about anything with me. We watched Rush videos together in 1978. We saw Kate Bush gyrate on Paul Schaffer’s piano, and Elvis Costello sub in for the Sex Pistols on Saturday Night Live.

There’s really nothing that my dad wouldn’t listen to with me.

Or for me.

He and my mom would listen to my radio show on WQFS and he would greet me at the door singing “Wild in the Streets” when I came home.

But Last.fm knew that we listened to Abba.

I’m not sure how much my dad listens to Abba at the moment. My mom pretty much has an Eric Clapton CD in the player most of the time. And he listens to that happily as well.

But for whatever reason – he picked Abba as the music that we could truly agree upon.

I’ll have to tell the parental units the next time I talk to them.

*news flash*
now I’m completely flummoxed. It’s playing Lady Saw’s ‘Give me the reason’ – which is the most completely inappropriate ‘our song’ that could ever be – and yet, because it was the number one song in Nevis during our honeymoon, it’s has become ‘our song.’

How do it know?

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Wow – we’re old. When you can count in decades….you’re officially old. And yet I don’t feel it…..

10 years ago, we thought we got married – at the Wren Chapel at William and Mary. I say *thought* – because between the best man (Jim’s dad) and the minister (the late, lamented Larry – may he be reenacting some really cool historical event in heaven) – they managed to fill the certificate out so wrong that when we returned from our two week long honeymoon, we found that we weren’t actually married…

Three weeks after our wedding day – the assistant clerk of court in Williamsburg signed the papers (after much use of Mike Nesmith’s legacy of Liquid Paper and some fast FedEx-ing) and we were legal. So we have two anniversaries – which is useful if we have two really cool restaurants we want to visit for special occasions.

But – in honour of the day that our friends and family stood up for us – and especially in honour of the day that both Jim and my dad wore tuxedoes….we officially celebrate the 17th of August.

I wish all of our friends could be so happy. I know that some of you are hurting tonight – reeling from injustices and grief. I wish that we could do something…

It’s not much – but we send our thoughts and our love. For always.

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Summertime, and the chance of a scattered thunderstorm is easy…..

Friday afternoon, we were all toiling away at Ye Olde Boat Museum on all manner of nautical things when a storm swept in and knocked all the power out. After about 10 minutes, folks started packing up to go home – since it was nearly 5 anyway.

But for me – it doesn’t pay to leave before – oh, say 5:20 at the earliest because of the traffic between Ye Olde Boat Museum and Holloway Hundred (which Jim has now dubbed our house and 1/2 acre….).

So I stayed – and was rewarded.

Eventually the power came back on so we weren’t all sitting in the dark (which we would have done, trust me…)and I was able to finish up an important missive on scatter patterns of exploding shell within the gun deck of a frigate. You know – exciting stuff.

Of course – by waiting, I had allowed another thunderstorm to sneakee up upon me carefully – and this was the kind of storm that you don’t dare go out in – particularly with an umbrella that screams “strike me!! oooh me! over here!!!”

And that’s when we saw him.

Imagine a guy that looks like Ving Rames wearing the tightest, smallest black shorts imaginable. Pair that with black shoes, black sock and a black knee brace.

Are you with me so far?

Now, pour him into a two-sizes too small black Batman t-shirt and you’ve got the ensemble.

Now put him in the middle of a rip-snorter, gulley-washin’ lightshow of a storm.

In front of our very eyes he was doing short sprints – then dropping- in the middle of the road – and doing push ups.

This – in the middle of a storm that was causing havoc everywhere – that was burning down buildings and trees just a few blocks away. A storm that was flooding our roads by the Museum.

And he just kept doing it. Back and forth we watched him – even as trees were being hit right in front of him.

The surreal nature of the entire scene kept all of us mesmerized.

And then finally, the storm abated somewhat, and we went home.

I guess he’s still out there somewhere – saving the world from something.

I’m just not sure what.

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And yet again – the incomparable SallyDallyDo has struck…

The “Up-to-Three” Music Meme: The rules are that you can name fewer than three, but only up to a maximum of three, and, when required, you have to list specific songs.

Song(s) That I Loathe to the Core of My Being
* The Electric Slide – by whoever did it
* Anything by Mariah Carey

Musical Artist(s) That I Loathe to the Core of My Being
* Mariah Carey

Rolling Stones Song(s) I Love
* She’s A Rainbow
* Paint It Black
* Ruby Tuesday

Beatles Song(s) I Love
* Tomorrow Never Knows
* Happiness is a Warm Gun
* And Your Bird Can Sing

Who Song(s) I Love
* Love, Reign O’er Me
* Pure and Easy
* I Can See For Miles

Reggae Song(s) I Love
* Rivers of Babylon – Melodians
* Give Me the Reason – Lady Saw
* Miss Jamaica – Jimmy Cliff

Country Song(s) I Love
* Chatahoochie – Alan Jackson
* Wagon Wheel – Old Crow Medicine Show
* Ruby Pearl – Hackensaw Boys

Movie Soundtrack(s) I Love
* Garden State
* Storytelling
* Wings of Desire

Musical Soundtrack(s) I Love
* Carousel
* Cabaret
* A Chorus Line

Cover Song(s) I Love
* Who Knows Where the Time Goes? – Susannah Hoffs and Matthew Sweet (originally Fairport Convention)
* Hurt – Johnny Cash (originally Nine Inch Nails)
* Bron Yr Aur Stomp – Carbon Leaf (originally Led Zeppelin)

Contemporary Top-40 Artist(s) I Secretly Love
* I haven’t paid attention to the top 40 in so long I don’t even know who I should feel guilty about…

Song(s) That Bring Me to Tears
* Dancing at Whitsun – Maddy Pryor and Tim Hart
* Veronica – Elvis Costello
* Oh England, My Lionheart – Kate Bush

Song(s) That Make Me Shake My Behiney
* Dacing Queen – Abba
* Mas Que Nada – Sergio Mendes and Brasil 66
* Hungry Wolf – X

Classical Composer(s) I Love
* Debussy
* Bach
* Frazelle

Rap/Hip-Hop Song(s) I Love
* Hey Ya – Outkast
* Three (Is a Magic Number) – De La Soul

70s Disco Song(s) I Love
* No. I just can’t.

70s Supergroup Song(s) I Love
(first -just let me say that I define supergroup in perhaps a slightly different way than most…)
* Watch The Sunrise – Big Star
* Open My Eyes – The Nazz
* The Wild One, Forever – Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

Metal Song(s) I Love
* Ace of Spades – Motorhead
* Stonehenge – Spinal Tap
* Last Caress – Metallica (Danzig cover)

New Wave Song(s) I Love
* Venus – The X-Teens
* See Me – The Brains
* Not Juliet – Male Model

Soul/R&B Song(s) I Love
* Mercy Mercy Me – Marvin Gaye
* Ain’t No Mountain High Enough – Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell
* Think – Aretha Franklin

Power Ballad(s) I Love
* Yeah. That’d be a no.

Pre Rock and Rock Era Songs I Love
* Sing Sing Sing – Benny Goodman
* She’s Got You – Patsy Cline
* Sabre Dance – Woody Herman

Punk Song(s) I Love
* Out of Step – Minor Threat
* Pay to Cum – Bad Brains
* Pretty Vacant – Sex Pistols

Singer/Songwriter Song(s) I Love
* Greek Song – Rufus Wainwright
* Red Dirt Girl – Emmylou Harris
* Dixieland – Steve Earle

MTV Video(s) I Love
* Crash – Dave Matthews Band
* Hell – Squirrel Nut Zippers
* Hurt – Johhny Cash

“None of the Above” Songs I Love
* Going Underground – The Jam
* Forever Autumn – Justin Heyward
* Fanfare for the Common Man – Emerson Lake and Palmer

Guilty Pleasures
* Take on Me – Aha
* Dancing Queen – Wing
* The Sign – Ace of Base

Songs to Have A Little Fun (*ahem*) To
(if by ‘a little fun (*ahem*)’ you mean ‘clean the litterbox to’ – and how could it possibly mean anything else? I offer the following)
* Love Cats – The Cure
* Rats – Rasputina
* Fiddle About – The Who

Tag! Y’all are it!

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Oh dear.

The Madcap has ceased to laugh.

Where’s my bike……?

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…and they are every bit as wonderful as you might imagine.

She told stories.

He did a brief performance of Mark Twain at the dinner table that had everyone in tears.

We talked about sailing and history, Pocohontas and Monitor.

It was a magical evening.

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So I got a phone call from our CEO today.

He asked – “Would you and Jim care to join Deep Throat and Julia Sugarbaker for dinner tomorrow night?”

Of course – he didn’t actually say “Deep Throat” or “Julia Sugarbaker” – but y’all should be able to figure out who we’re dining with tomorrow evening….

eek!

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So here I am a couple of days on the other side of the christening. Almost 2000 people came out to wish us well and the press coverage was incredible. We even made it onto the Weather Channel – though Jim Cantore was not on hand. Oh well – maybe next time!

Recovering now – I think I ran on borrowed steam (my engine fired with diet Coke and Stella Artois rather than anthracite and salt water…)and have now succumbed to the plague that has swept Ye Olde Boat Museum for the past few weeks.

But I thought I’d at least post this photo for all to see.

Man this is such a cool job….

Oh – and I’ve joined the Flickr phenomenon – there’s a link to the left that will take you to more pictures.

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